THE SWEET OLD LADY!!!!!!!
A cute little old lady goes to the doctor and says,"Doctor I have
this problem with gas, but it really doesn't bother me too much. They never smell and are
always silent. As a matter of fact I've farted at least 10timessince I've been here in
your office. You didn't know I was farting because they don't smell and are silent."
The doctor says, "I see. Take these pills and comeback to see me next week.
" The next week the lady returns. "Doctor," she says, "I don't know
what the heck you gave me, but now my farts, although still silent, stink terribly".
"Good," the doctor said. "Now that we've cleared up your sinuses, let's
work on your hearing."