You might be an engineer if..
- At Christmas, it goes without saying that you will be the one to find
the burned out bulb in the string of Christmas lights.
- Choosing to buy flowers for your significant or to spend the money to
upgrade your RAM is a moral dilemma.
- Everyone else on the Alaskan Cruise is on deck gazing at the scenery,
and you are still on a personal tour of the engine room.
- In college, you thought Spring Break was metal fatigue failure.
- The Salespeople at the local computer store can't answer any of your
questions.
- You are at an air show and know how fast the skydivers are falling.
- You bought your spouse a new CD ROM drive for their birthday.
- You can quote scenes from any Monty Python movie.
- You can type 70 words per minute but can't read your own handwriting.
- You comment to your spouse that their straight hair is nice and
parallel.
- You go on the rides at Disneyland and sit backwards in the chairs to
see how they do the special effects.
- You have saved every power cord from all your broken appliances.
- You have more friends on the internet than in real life.
- You know what http:// stands for.
- You look forward to Christmas only to put together the kids' toys.
- You see a good design and still have to change it.
- You spent more on your calculator than you did on your wedding ring.
- You still own a slide rule and you know how to use it.
- You think that when people around you yawn, it's because they didn't
get enough sleep.
- You window shop at Radio Shack.
- You're both in the backseat of your car, the other person is looking
wistfully atthe moon, and you're trying to locate a geosynchronous satellite.
- Your laptop computer costs more than your car.
- Your spouse hasn't the foggiest idea of what you do at work.
- You've already calculated how much you make per second.
- You've have tried to repair a $5 radio.
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Why did the chicken cross the road?
It's an incredible story...
You might be an engineer if..
If I had my life to live over
The Odd One Out
Great Love
The Ugly Fisherman
Heavy Boots
What do you do all day?
Silly Similes
The Teacher
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